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The Freedom to Choose

The original advertisement associated with this picture was run in the Thoroughbred Record in February of 1987.  I am slightly changing the text of the ad which now reads a little bit different from the original.

When you select a bloodstock agent for your Thoroughbred needs make sure it is Robert S. Fox.  I work harder for you to meet your needs and get the job done the way you want it done. That is my specialty. Call me for foal shares, imaginative mare shares, seasons to top stallions and assistance, while working within your financial framework.  I will get the job done.

In reference to the Statue of Liberty in the background; my catch line stated in the February 1987 ad was, "You have the freedom to choose. "

The Statue of Liberty is a symbol of American Freedom and of course also of New York City. Another symbol of New York City is the imaginative mind of Woody Allen, a truly funny philosopher.  So to brighten up your day, here are some Woody Allen quotes.  Read, enjoy, laugh and think.  So here we go with Woody only quotations.

  • I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
  • Organized crime in America takes in over forty billions dollars a year.  This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
  • I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
  • I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
  • What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?  In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
  • I will not eat oysters.  I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.  I want to achieve it through not dying.
  • I was nauseous and tingly all over.  I was either in love or I had smallpox.
  • The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
  • Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
  • If only God would give me some clear sign !  Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
  • Why does man kill.?  He kills for food.  And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.


"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door."

In these troubled times let us not lose sight of the true spirit of our wonderful land.  Being an American is still the dream of many others around the world.

" I am at two with nature."  -- Woody Allen (of course)